I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything
why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists
I AM SO SORRY LMAO
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
- a birth certificate with 1990-1999
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe